hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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