weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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