i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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