Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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