At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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