wat bout pragnant strippers??
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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