There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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