If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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