i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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