Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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