My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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