you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
as a side note pls kill me
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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