what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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