If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
This is the high leading the old right now
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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