mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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