i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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