Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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