I hate your face
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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