Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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