your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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