A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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