Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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