Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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