My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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