what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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