Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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