Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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