My girlfriend figured out who you are.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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