All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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