the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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