I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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