I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We had sex on a dog bed..
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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