do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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