I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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