Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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