So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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