i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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