So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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