I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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