Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Houston, we have a blender
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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