wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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