i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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