There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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