Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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