Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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