Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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