He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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