I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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