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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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