no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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